Not an Alcoholic
It finally dawned on the Jeff Foxworthy fan. If you are standing in a bookstore scanning for a book on how to control your drinking, you might be an alcoholic. If you take an online quiz to see if your drinking is excessive, you might be an alcoholic. If you start keeping a drinking diary, you might be an alcoholic. If you buy a home breathalyzer, then think it’s broken, you might be an alcoholic. If you keep a fifth in your trunk, you might be an alcoholic. If you wonder how that dent happened, you might be an alcoholic.